New scientific research suggests God exists, and his middle name is Stan

On the suggestion of a hot internet chick whom I talk to on my webcam sometimes, I found the website of a cutting edge science research centre whose newest experiments can actually cause violent revelations about your deepest subconscious personality. Here are the results:

L	Light
U	Unusual
K	Kind
E	Earthy

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Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com


I think that the accuracy of this consultation is remarkable, and astounding. What an incredible new technique. This may just save the world, bring about world peace, and turn Stephen Harper into a wild and crazy guy.